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Fun & Games
Pun intended
These are very “punny,” indeed
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.”
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
“I’ll serve you, but don't start anything.”
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
“Does this taste funny to you?”
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green,
Green Grass of Home.’”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It's Not Unusual.”
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly
it sank, proving once again that
“You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.”
Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”
I went to a seafood disco last week…
and pulled a mussel.
Of course you’ve heard about
the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac…
who laid awake all night wondering
if there really was a DOG. |
