Fun & Games

Road Humor

A Fremont, OH policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year- old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD.”

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “TIPS”…and a bucket full of money.

(And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)

Two truck driving brothers are taking a driving test, and the instructor asks one a question. Your driving the truck and you are at the top of a mountain and your brakes go out. You notice an accident at the bottom of the mountain, what do you do?

The trucker says the first thing I do is wake up my brother.

The instructor asks what good is that going to do?

And he replies, In all of the years we’ve been driving he ain’t never seen an accident like the one we’re about to get in to.

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car, walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?” The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”