Fun & Games

A cure for most truckers’ ailments

While most of our doctors take good care of us…if this guy is for real, he is the answer to a truck driver’s prayer. Dr. Juma’s roadside clinic is located along the N-2 highway on the way to Jeffrey’s Bay, South Africa. He specializes in cures for bewitched people, lost lovers, swollen bodies, insanity, court cases, bad luck, vomiting all the time, customer attraction and a few more “personal problems.” (What exactly IS a casino specialist?)

He will also remove misunderstandings with friends and family.

(Even my trucker brother’s ex-wife? This I gotta see!)

We hope he can host a forum at the next international truck show on how to cure gas and indigestion brought on by dining at truck stop buffets.

Book ahead, as it was reported by the World Pro Surfers Assoc. in 1987 that two Brazilian surfers were attacked by cheetahs in the “waiting area.” No great loss there, “dudes,” but we can’t afford to lose any truckers!

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying in beds next to each other. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid replies,” I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, ”You’ve got nothing to worry about; I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you JELL-O® and ice cream. It’s a piece of cake!”

The second kid then asks, “What are you in here for?”

The first kid replies, “Well, I’m here for a circumcision.”

The second kid says, “Whoa…I had that done when I was born.

I couldn’t walk for a year!”