Fun & Games

Dog philosophy

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”

Anonymous

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”

Mark Twain

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

Will Rogers

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

Ben Williams

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’”

Dave Barry

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

Andy Rooney

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

Robert A. Heinlein

“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies.”

Sigmund Freud

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”

Robert Benchley

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul—chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”

Anne Tyler